The Phil Harris: Episode Transcripts
240 transcribed episodes of The Phil Harris, 1946–1954, in air-date order. Open one to read the transcript and play from any line, or listen to The Phil Harris-Alice Faye Show free, live around the clock.
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- A Bad Case Of Nerves 1954 · 29:42
- A Date For Herman 1954 · 29:41
- A Day At Santa Anita 1953 · 29:52
- A Day With Phil Harris 1947 · 29:00
- A Dog For The Kids 1947 · 29:42
- A Fight In The Market 1949 · 29:42
- A Job With Rexall For Willie 1948 · 29:28
- A Movie For Alice 1946 · 29:46
- A Night At The Movies 1954 · 29:43
- A Night With Phil Harris 1953 · 30:44
- A Night With Phil Harrisplus Warmup 1953 · 42:11
- A Pool For The Kids 1953 · 29:46
- A Present For Phil Aka Fitch Stockholders 1946 · 29:46
- A Sick Phil Harris 1950 · 29:32
- A Trip To The Moon 1953 · 30:39
- A Trip To The Moonplus Warmup 1953 · 43:03
- A Trip To Tijuana 1953 · 29:45
- A Tutor For The Girls 1946 · 29:46
- A Wife For Frankie 1952 · 29:23
- Alice And The Kids Go To Palm Springs Without Phil 1950 · 29:34
- Alice Buys A Business 1952 · 30:00
- Alices Birthday 1949 · 29:37
- Alices Easter Dress 1952 · 29:56
- Alices New Car 1950 · 29:39
- Alices Old Boyfriend 1952 · 29:43
- Alices Palm Springs Weekend 1950 · 29:37
- Alices Surprise Party For Mr.Scott 1952 · 30:00
- An Admirer Sends Flowers To Alice 1949 · 29:32
- An Elephant For Mr.Scott 1952 · 29:43
- An English Dinner For A New Year 1954 · 29:38
- Annual Christmas Show 1947 · 28:59
- Annual Christmas Show 1949 · 29:54
- Annual Christmas Show With Andy Devine 1950 · 29:33
- Are Phil And Alice Legally Married 1951 · 29:30
- Babysitter 1948 · 29:34
- Barbells Of Scotland 1953 · 30:01
- Beautiful Child Contest 1951 · 29:27
- Birthday Gift 1953 · 29:31
- Birthday Giftplus Post Show 1953 · 31:07
- Broken Hearted Phil 1949 · 29:32
- Brownies Camping Trip 1950 · 29:27
- Build It Yourself Television Set 1954 · 29:41
- Buying Alice A Christmas Present 1950 · 29:35
- Cadillac In The Swimming Pool 1949 · 29:33
- Chaperones 1953 · 30:12
- Chaperoneswith Warmup 1953 · 42:33
- Childrens Costume Party 1952 · 29:33
- Choosing Where To Go On Vacation 1952 · 29:25
- Christmas Present 1948 · 29:38
- Circus 1949 · 29:30
- Coloring Easter Eggs Phils Way 1953 · 29:45
- Concern About Contract Renewal 1949 · 29:32
- Concert Stage 1950 · 29:48
- Contract Worries 1951 · 29:23
- Courtship Of Elliott Lewis 1953 · 29:53
- Courtship Of Elliott Lewiswith Warmup 1953 · 40:51
- Cutting The Bands Wages 1951 · 29:32
- Darryl Zanucks Dinner Party 1950 · 29:28
- Day After Mr.Scotts Dinner Party 1952 · 29:26
- Dinner For Teacher 1949 · 29:34
- Dishwasher And Garbage Disposal 1949 · 29:55
- Drivers License Renewal 1950 · 29:55
- Easter Bunny 1950 · 29:57
- Elliotts Free Trip To The Orient 1953 · 29:54
- Elliotts Girlfriends Name 1952 · 29:46
- Emilys Musicalereturning From Lake Arrowhead 1946 · 29:41
- Engagement Ring 1949 · 29:37
- Engineer 1949 · 29:53
- Expired Drivers License 1954 · 29:49
- Fire Chief 1949 · 29:32
- Firing Elliott 1954 · 29:40
- First Show For Rexall 1948 · 29:38
- Fixing The Furnace 1950 · 29:22
- Football Tickets 1952 · 29:55
- Forbidden To Mention Sponsors Name 1950 · 29:26
- Forgotten Father 1953 · 29:46
- Fortune Hunter 1950 · 29:27
- Frankie And Easter Dinner 1951 · 29:30
- Frankie Borrows Phils New Chartreuse Car 1949 · 29:31
- Frankie Borrows The Kids 1948 · 29:33
- Frankie Is Not Going With Phil To Las Vegas 1952 · 29:34
- Frankie Wants To Buy A Business 1951 · 29:25
- Frankies Foster Son 1949 · 29:31
- Frankies Tv Show 1951 · 29:26
- Free College Education For Indians 1953 · 29:54
- French Orphan 1949 · 29:37
- Fund Raising For The March Of Dimes 1952 · 29:29
- Gang Leaders Phone Number 1953 · 29:44
- Gangsters Trunk 1950 · 29:27
- Getting A Christmas Tree In The Mountains 1949 · 29:10
- Grogan Wants A Party At Phils House 1952 · 29:31
- Grogans Sister 1953 · 29:42
- Harris Kids On Television 1952 · 29:52
- Harrises Visit The Dentist 1953 · 29:44
- Health Food Diet 1948 · 29:17
- Helping Alice With Spring Cleaning 1952 · 29:55
- Helping Alice With The Household Budget 1951 · 29:26
- Hired Mothers 1951 · 29:07
- Hiring A Santa Claus 1948 · 29:32
- Homework 1948 · 29:37
- Homework Helper 1948 · 29:41
- Hosting French Refugee Kids For Christmas 1953 · 29:47
- Hotel Harris 1952 · 29:54
- How Long Will The Genius Of Phil Go Undiscovered 1953 · 29:45
- How To Repair A Living Room 1953 · 29:43
- How To Repair A Living Roomwith Warmup 1953 · 40:34
- Improvement Is Necessary 1951 · 29:25
- Indians Dont Pay Income Taxes 1951 · 29:36
- Investment In A Female Wrestler 1950 · 29:27
- Investment In Female Wrestler 1949 · 29:53
- Is Alice Broke 1952 · 29:24
- Job Hunting 1954 · 29:39
- Joining A Country Club 1951 · 29:32
- Julius Is In Jail 1952 · 29:46
- Julius Is Missing 1952 · 29:57
- Julius To Marry Mr Scotts Daughter 1950 · 29:32
- Julius Wants To Get Married 1951 · 29:25
- Jump Off Brooklyn Bridge 1950 · 29:40
- Jury Duty 1949 · 29:37
- Kangaroo 1949 · 29:31
- Keeping Regular Office Hours 1949 · 29:30
- Kids Come To See Daddy At Work 1948 · 29:34
- Kitchen Sink 1953 · 29:53
- Last Day In Palm Springsaka Frankies Flying Saucers 1950 · 29:54
- Last Of The Mohicans 1953 · 29:52
- Life Insurance For Phil 1954 · 29:39
- Life Story Of Phil Harris And Alice Faye 1951 · 29:34
- Little Alices First Date 1953 · 29:30
- Little Alices First Dateplus Warmup 1953 · 40:22
- Little Mothers Helpers Club 1953 · 29:45
- Live Steer 1948 · 29:30
- Mink Cape Mix-up 1953 · 29:46
- Missing Baby 1950 · 29:32
- Mothers Day 1950 · 29:29
- Mothers Day Gift Trouble 1953 · 29:44
- Mothers Day Present 1949 · 29:29
- Movie Role 1949 · 29:30
- Mr Scott Wants To Fire Band 1949 · 29:38
- Mr Scotts Clock 1951 · 29:27
- Musician Union Troubles 1951 · 29:27
- Need Tickets To The Rose Parade 1951 · 29:22
- New Contract With Rca 1950 · 29:45
- New Drug 1948 · 29:33
- New Secretary 1950 · 29:25
- New Singer 1951 · 29:34
- New Years Eve Party At The Harrises 1952 · 29:43
- New Years Resolution 1946 · 28:57
- New York Trip 1950 · 29:38
- Pebble Beach Golf Trip 1952 · 29:26
- Phil And Elliott Play Detective 1953 · 29:45
- Phil Donates Blood 1951 · 29:35
- Phil Fasthorse 1953 · 29:47
- Phil Gives Up Smoking For The New Year 1954 · 29:50
- Phil Has No Sponsor 1950 · 29:30
- Phil Is Directed To Fire His Band 1952 · 29:53
- Phil Is Drafted 1949 · 29:32
- Phil Is In Charge Of The House 1952 · 29:35
- Phil Is Made Honorary Colonel 1952 · 29:32
- Phil Puts On Cinderella 1950 · 29:27
- Phil Returns From Vacation 1949 · 30:32
- Phil Sees The Doctor 1947 · 29:43
- Phil The Dramatic Actor 1951 · 29:27
- Phil The Flying Sergeant 1951 · 29:26
- Phil The Television Star 1952 · 29:44
- Phil To Retrieve Contract From Frankie 1948 · 29:31
- Phil Writes His Life Story 1954 · 29:50
- Phils African Movies 1954 · 29:53
- Phils Band At High School 1947 · 29:50
- Phils Band To Play For Mr Scotts Daughter 1952 · 29:35
- Phils Band Turns To Drama 1954 · 29:40
- Phils Boat 1949 · 29:26
- Phils Easy Chair Must Go 1951 · 29:32
- Phils Enrolled At Usc 1947 · 29:10
- Phils Eye Exam 1951 · 29:30
- Phils Golf Game 1951 · 29:36
- Phils Hobby 1947 · 29:37
- Phils Pain In The Side 1954 · 29:41
- Phils Self-improvement 1946 · 29:45
- Phils Usc College Benefit 1951 · 29:35
- Phils Vaccination 1950 · 29:55
- Phyllis Boyfriend 1948 · 29:36
- Picnic 1949 · 29:34
- Pink Bed Jacket 1954 · 29:26
- Pony 1951 · 29:27
- Promoting The Product 1953 · 29:45
- Red Cross Blood Drive 1951 · 29:41
- Red Paint On Poodle 1950 · 29:34
- Remley Is Fired 1949 · 29:37
- Remley Is Re-hired 1949 · 29:31
- Romance Of Alice And Phil 1953 · 29:35
- Royalty Check Celebration 1954 · 29:41
- Saving Phils Job 1953 · 29:42
- School Orchestra 1951 · 29:34
- Seeing Phils New Movie 1952 · 29:37
- Selling Rca Victor Television Sets 1951 · 29:28
- Selling The House 1947 · 29:48
- Ski Trip 1949 · 29:31
- Songwriters 1951 · 29:23
- Special Red Cross Blood Drive Program 1954 · 29:48
- Sponsor To Hire Myrtle 1949 · 29:56
- Sponsors Daughter 1949 · 29:37
- Sponsors Formal Party Honoring Harrises 1949 · 29:30
- Sponsors New Years Eve Party 1950 · 29:35
- Spring Housecleaning 1949 · 29:36
- Spring In The Air 1951 · 29:24
- Statue For Phils Birthday 1950 · 29:24
- Stockholder Phil 1947 · 29:47
- Stolen Christmas Presents 1951 · 29:35
- Stolen U.s.Mail 1952 · 29:44
- Surprise Party For Phil 1952 · 29:45
- Surprise Present For Phils Birthday 1952 · 29:35
- Talented Childrens Screen Test 1949 · 29:57
- Talking To Mr.Scott About Mentioning Sponsors Name 1950 · 29:27
- Television Test 1949 · 29:55
- The800Kiss 1953 · 29:47
- This Is Your Past 1954 · 29:52
- Three Grey Hairs 1949 · 29:52
- Tickets To South Pacific 1950 · 29:27
- Tonsillectomy 1949 · 29:33
- Traffic Problem In Los Angeles 1953 · 29:42
- Traffic Problem In Los Angelesplus Warmup 1953 · 41:13
- Trouble With Honest Fred 1954 · 29:40
- Trumans Inaugural 1949 · 29:37
- Ukulele 1949 · 29:52
- Unpaid Bills 1950 · 29:24
- Uso Entertaining At An Army Camp 1951 · 29:27
- Vacation Plans 1951 · 29:25
- Vacation Without Effort 1953 · 29:44
- Vacation Without Elliott 1954 · 29:24
- Wabash Avenue 1950 · 29:32
- Waiting For Darryl Zanucks Call 1951 · 29:25
- Watering The Lawn 1950 · 29:26
- What Would You Do If You Were A Dog 1954 · 29:48
- Who Sent Flowers 1954 · 29:41
- Who Will Replace Phil 1953 · 29:45
- Will Benny Renew Phils Contract 1947 · 29:23
- Willie And The Fortune Hunter Aka Chloe Gold Digger 1953 · 29:45
- Willie And The Fortune Hunter Aka Chloe Gold Diggerafrts 1953 · 23:16
- Willies Ice Maker 1953 · 29:52
- Wrong Studio 1950 · 29:51