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Firing Elliott

The Phil Harris · 1954 · 29 min · 3,544 words

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RCA Victor, world leader in radio, first and recorded music, and first in television presents the Pilharis Allis Fayshow. The Our enjoyment here is the Pilharis Allis Fayshow, transcribed written by Jack Douglas and Marvin Fisher, with Elliot Lewis, Walter Tetley, Janine Ruse, and Whitfield, the orchestra under the direction of Skip Martin, and yours truly, Bill Foreman.

First a word from RCA Victor. Three letters. Yes, three letters. RCA now mean years of easier cooking for you. You'll find the RCA emblem on time-saving, work-saving RCA estate ranges. The only ranges that grill, bake, and barbecue all at once.

Yes, RCA brings you many wonderful features to take all the drudgery out of cooking. The unique hideaway grid all right on top of the range gives real grilled flavor. The sensational barbecue or meat oven gives roasts and poultry a true charcoal-done flavor.

And the spacious, balanced heat bake oven with absolutely even heat assures you perfect results every time. All this in the beautiful RCA estate gas or electric ranges, plus automatic controls that do your cooking for you even when you're out.

Here's the range you've always dreamed of, a new RCA estate. See them the first chance you get at your neighborhood dealers. Now the stars of the RC-A Victor program, Alice Fae and Phil Harris! It's a matter of history that Napoleon retained control of his troops by his relentless discipline.

Phil Harris is also aware that no organization can function properly without an iron hand at the helm, and we now find him administering a stern lecture to his orchestra. Hide fellas. Okay fellas, that's quiet down, huh?

Hide fellas, that's quiet down, that's it, quiet down. I listen to you guys, it may come as a surprise to some of you, but I happen to be the leader of this outfit. I'm in full control.

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