Phil Donates Blood

the Phil Harris Alice Faishow. For your enjoyment here is the Phil Harris Alice Faishow, written by Ray Singer and Dick Chevrolet, with Elliot Lewis, Walter Tettley, Robert North, Janine Roos, and Whitfield, Walter Sharpen is music, yours truly Bill Foreman, and starring Alice Fais and Bill Harris.

Alice's brother William called a little while ago to tell Phil and Alice that he's coming over with some important news for them. As we look in, he is just arriving. Good morning everybody. Well, bless my little liver pills if it isn't Brother Carter.

Good morning, Willie. What's this important news you have for us? I went down to the Red Cross and made a donation. You donated something? Yes, I gave a pint of my blood. Oh, well, I knew it couldn't have been money.

Look, Willie, let me tell you something. You can't afford to be given any blood. given any blood you got barely enough to get by on you don't look too strong you know I'm plenty strong now I'll admit when I was a child I was sickly in fact when I was 16 the doctor said I wouldn't live well it was nice you not to make a liar

out of Philip I did live well prove it blink your eyes a little breathe now Don't be facetious. I happen to have an unusual physique. You should see me stripped. I look pleased, Willie. I just ate.

You're the skinniest guy I've ever seen. Now, Phil, he's not that skinny. Oh, no. If you don't stand in just the right position when he's taken a shower, he don't get wet. I don't get him, Phil. He did a very noble thing donating to the blood bank.