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Tonsillectomy

The Phil Harris · 1949 · 29 min · 3,559 words

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Good health to all from Rexall. Yes, it's Sunday. Time for the Bill Harris Hallis Facial, presented by the makers of Rexall drug products and 10,000 independent Rexall family drug. Good evening. This is your Rexall family drug, taking a little time from behind the prescription counter this Sunday evening to speak for all 10,000 of us.

The 10,000 independent druggers to have added the word Rexall to our own store names. You can always tell us by the orange and blue Rexall sign on our windows. The sign means that we carry the 2,000 or more drug products made by the Rexall drug company.

They range all the way from aspirin to penicillin. And they're as fine and pure and dependable as science can make them. We independent druggers recommend them to our customers because we know you can depend on any drug product that bears the name Rexall.

Good health to all from Rexall. And now your Rexall family drug brings you the Phil Harris Alice Bay show, written by Rastinger and Dick Chevrolet with Elliot Lewis, Walter Tethley, Robert North, Janine Ruth, and Whitfield, Walter Sharpen's music, yours truly Bill Foreman, and starring Alice Bay and Phil Harris.

Most of you must remember that first or deal of your childhood, having your tonsils removed. This minor crisis has struck the Harris family, And as we look in, Alice is trying to comfort her frightened patient.

Now, look, honey, you mustn't cry. Having your tonsils removed doesn't hurt a bit. You get to stay overnight at the hospital, and in the morning, they give you a big, keeping plate of ice cream.

I don't care. I don't want my tonsils out. I don't want them out. Do you hear me? Why not? Because I've become attached to them. They're part of me, and I've learned to love them.

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