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Kitchen Sink

The Phil Harris · 1953 · 29 min · 4,107 words

The transcript of “Kitchen Sink”, an episode of The Phil Harris from 1953. Press a time to play from that line (a 60-second preview; Potato Plus plays it all). The Phil Harris-Alice Faye Show plays The Phil Harris free, live around the clock. Search inside this transcript.

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RCA Victor, world leader in radio, first and recorded music, and first in television, presents transcribe the Bill Harris Alsfei Show. The art enjoyment here is the Bill Harris Alsfei Show, written by Ray Singer and Dick Chevalet, with Elliot Lewis, Walter Tethley, Robert North, Janine Ruse and Whitfield, Walter Sharphon is music, and yours truly Bill Foreman.

A lot of women have husbands who can't do a thing around the house, but Als is fortunate. She has a husband who can do things. How he does them is something else again. More about that later. First a word from RCA Victor.

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When you want to play your modern 45 RPM records, you simply slide on the handy 45 spindle, even a child can load it easily, and the large center spindle gives you the full advantages of RCA Victor's modern 45 system.

Since the changer mechanism is inside the spindle, your records change from the center, the modern way, and change in a flash too, just four seconds from music to music. RCA Victor's new Victrola 3-speed automatic record changer is available in a compact attachment, a complete phonograph, portable Victrola player, and a radio phonograph combination.

See, try, buy one of these top-quality Victrola instruments with a 3-speed record changer at your dealer tomorrow. It's the world's easiest-playing automatic 3-speed changer. And now the stars of the RCA Victor program, Alice Faye and Bill Herrin.

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