Pony

The Oral Harris-Alice-Fayshow. The Oral Enjoyment here is the Phil Harris-Alice-Fayshow, written by Ray Singer and Dick Chevrolet, with Elliot Lewis, Walter Tetley, Robert North, Janine Ruse, and Whitfield, Walter Sharpen is music, yours truly Bill Foreman, and starring Alice Fay and Phil Harris.

Today, the Harris' youngest daughter, Phyllis, is celebrating her birthday. She's received a lot of presents, such as a bicycle, roller skates, a doll, and a carriage. And as we look in, she is about to open a last package, a gift from her uncle Willy.

Hey, Uncle Willy. This is beautiful. It's just what I always wanted. What is it? You don't know what this is? No. What? City yods have felt weather stripping for your bedroom windows. Is that what it is?

I thought it was two miles of dandel floors. You're lucky, Sis. You should see what he gave me for my birthday. A mother goose must-dash cup. Gee, Uncle Willa, you promised to buy me that toy pony.

No, no, no, fellas, you should be thankful for what you received. That's right. Now, run along and play with your weather stripping. Go ahead, play cowboys and Indians. Would weather strip it? Yeah, use it to tie out the willy to a tree and I'll get you a bow and arrow set.

Go ahead kids, go on outside and play, huh? Oh gee, Alice. I'm going out and get the fillers that electric pony. It's a great toy. You get on this thing and then you press a button in it and it goes all over the place.

Oh, but Phil, it costs $75. Besides, if you bought it today, it would be broken by tomorrow. No, it won't, honey. I'll be careful when I ride it. Oh, gee, honey, can I get it for Phil as so she won't be this?