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How To Repair A Living Roomwith Warmup

The Phil Harris · 1953 · 40 min · 5,284 words

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Adam, first of all, I'd like to welcome you good people here on behalf of our sponsor. We are one of the few remaining radio shows that's fortunate enough to have a sponsor. If you enjoy yourself during the next half hour, you could do all of it with a big favor if you would, and that is sometime this week, stop by your neighborhood RCA Victor dealer

and pick up a 27-inch television set or a record player. Or stop them because we'd like to be working up here next year at this time. Well, you know what, maybe you do not know, but this year we are starting a new time.

We're heard now on Friday nights on NBC News, following Bob Hope. As you know, in addition to a new time, Phil's on his own this year, out for himself. So what do you say we all get together and give a real, rousing welcome to a real, well-guys and a man who discovered the South Phil House?

Let's do it! Thank you and you're right. No, seriously, I can't tell you what it means to be happy. You're all by myself, you're all laughing and smiling and applauding and glancing. I just want to tell you, I love you for it because I need it.

I've been with Jack Benny for 16 years and ain't no money connected with that job. That old dry pocket. It takes you in a row, I'm sorry, and I give you a fast course of love and blooming you mad at.

I got also a bad stock and I married Alice. They told me she has money, but I'll be damned if I can find it. I've looked everywhere. Hey, I want to say, and it's wonderful having all these, the sailors, all these guys in the Navy and the other guys.

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