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Engineer

The Phil Harris · 1949 · 29 min · 3,525 words

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Good health to all from Rexall. It's the Phil Harris-Alice-Fais show presented by the makers of Rexall drug products and 10,000 independent Rexall family drugists. Good evening. This is your Rexall family drugist with a welcome from all 10,000 of us.

The 10,000 independent drugists who have added the word Rexall to our own store names and placed the famous orange and blue Rexall sign on our windows. We've done that because we believe in the 2000 or more drug products made by the Rexall drug company and we confidently recommend them to our customers.

One of the newest of these products is Rexall's Amoneated Tooth Powder, compounded according to the official University of Illinois formula, yet priced no higher than ordinary tooth powder. Quality like this is what we family druggers are talking about when we tell you, you can depend on any drug product that bears the name, Rexall.

Good health to all from Rexall. And now your Rexall family drug is brings you the Phil Harris Alice Fay show written by racing a redicch Chevrolet with Elliot Lewis, Walter Tettley, Robert North, Janine Ruse and Whitfield, Walter Sharpen is music, yours truly Bill Foreman and starring Alice Fay and Phil Harris. For the past few weeks Phil has been

feeling nervous, restless and irritable. Alice is a little worried and she's insisted that he go to his doctor for a checkup. Phil has taken Frankie along for moral support. And as we look in, the doctor is just finishing his examination.

Well, there's nothing wrong with you organically, Mr. Harris. Your nervousness must be caused by some outside influence. Tell me, do you drink eight glasses of water every day? No, no, I mean, do you partake of alcoholic beverages?

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