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A Movie For Alice

The Phil Harris · 1946 · 29 min · 3,649 words

The transcript of “A Movie For Alice”, an episode of The Phil Harris from 1946. Press a time to play from that line (a 60-second preview; Potato Plus plays it all). The Phil Harris-Alice Faye Show plays The Phil Harris free, live around the clock. Search inside this transcript.

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The F.W. Fish Company makers of those fine fish products resent the new fish bandwagon starring Al Fae You never know the format I love you You never know the format I think

Don't come with me to Alabama Let's go see my dear old mannequie Brian Akes and Trolin' Hammy That sugar cured Hammy That red, vivid, heavy, and that's what I like about the song. As we join Phil and Alice now, it's morning at the Harris residence.

And like many a mother, Alice is busy in the nursery, getting her little family ready for the day. Now, still, baby, while I call me Pink Star, then, my, you have beautiful hair. And it's so much wavier since I've been putting it up in bobby pins every night.

Tommy. Yes, honey. Can you do my hand now? You've been an uptime on Daddy. Look, kid, when you start bringing home some cabbage, we'll concentrate on you. So now you ain't made a bit. For Daddy, Mommy didn't spend all that time on her here, and she's much prettier than you are.

That's a lie, and you know it. Still, my daddy, baby Alice. But when he got up this morning, he was a little GRO-U-P-A-Y. But my, what makes you think- You two cut that out. I'm gonna have something to say let me in on it.

I'm no head fan of this house. No, no, no. Don't be so touchy. What do you mean, Puchy? The last time you started spelling things, some doctor put me out of the room and we had baby Phyllis.

That's ridiculous. Alex, why don't you go out and play with Phyllis? You are here later. Yeah, goodbye, baby, Alex. Still my hat, Jack. Oh, Bill, are you wearing that coat today? What if you wear your sport coat?

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