Missing Baby

From Hollywood, the Phil Harris-Alice Fay show. For your enjoyment here is the Phil Harris-Alice Fay show, written by Ray Singer and Dick Chevrolet, with Elliot Lewis, Walter Tetley, Robert North, Janine Roos, and Whitfield, Walter Sharpen is music, yours truly Bill Foreman, and starring Alice Fay and Phil Harris.

The Harris's are a typical married couple. Through the years, they've had their arguments and differences, but never once have they had a serious fist fight. However, for the past three weeks, their relations have been a bit strange.

And right now, things seem to be at the breaking point. Well, I can't stand any more of this. We've always been honest with each other. You've never kept anything from me until now. After all, I've been a good wife to you, and I'm the mother of your children.

And I've got a right to know. What is the thing? Is that all you want to know? Honey, don't scare me like that. For a minute, I thought you found out about that red-headed car hopping.

Whoo! Honey, you see the thing. Never mind that, Philip. Let's get back to the red-headed car hop. She can wait. I want to know what the thing is. Phil, are you going to tell me or aren't you?

Honey, I can't tell you. I've been sworn to secrecy. secrecy. If it ever got out what the thing is, it would be the end. The end of what? The royalties on my record. I can't understand why that record is such a big hit. There's nothing to the tune. The lyrics are childish and is for your voice.

Ugg. I think Daddy's record is wonderful. So do I. In fact, we brought it to school yesterday and we played it all day long for the teacher. Hey, nice going kids and I'll bet that she loved everything.