Talking To Mr.Scott About Mentioning Sponsors Name

From Hollywood, the Phil Harris Alice Bay Show. MUSIC For your enjoyment, here is the Phil Harris Alice Bay Show. Written by Ray Singer and Dick Chevrolet, with Elliot Lewis, Walter Tettley, Robert North, Janine Roos, and Whitfield, Walter Sharpen is music.

Yours truly Bill Foreman, and starring Alice Bay and Phil Harris. There have been rumors lately that Phil Harris doesn't have a sponsor. I should like to correct these rumors. rumors. He does have a sponsor, a very reputable company. Unfortunately, he's been forbidden to mention their name. This is bothered Phil to the extent where it's

preying on his mind day and night. In fact, right now he's having a horrible nightmare about it. Leave me alone. Leave me alone. Harris hasn't got a sponsor. Harris hasn't got a sponsor. How is he not sponsored?

Stop it everybody! Now stop it. Stop picking on me. I tell you I have got a sponsor. Frankie knows I have. Remly tell him that I've got a sponsor. Tell him. Tell him. Don't talk to me, you want to employ bum.

I'm not unemployed. Oh, yeah. My wife is not burlesque. She just signed a contract by mistake. Alice, tell him you're not in burlesque. Go on, tell him, Alice. The name is Boo Boo. Go potter me, buster.

I gotta get ready for my bubble den. Alice, why are you dressed like that? You look awful. It's all your fault for the... You're not working and she has to wear last year's burlesque costume.

Look at it, it's full of patches. Worse than that, she has to wear last year's bubbles. What can I say? Volcanize, yes. Everybody's picking on me. Everybody except my children. They believe me. You know I got a sponsor.