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Phil Puts On Cinderella

The Phil Harris · 1950 · 29 min · 3,950 words

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Good health to all from Rexall. It's the Vilharas alasfacial presented by the makers of Rexall drug products and 10,000 independent Rexall family drug guests. Good evening. This is your Rexall family drug guest with a message that will save you money.

Next Thursday morning, at every store with the orange and blue Rexall sign on the window, Rexall's world-famous one-cent sale begins. The sale advertised this week in five big national magazines. From then on, Thursday through Monday, April 24th, you can buy two regular guaranteed Rexol products for the price of 1 plus 1 cent.

Here's how it works. For example, the Rexol price of Rexol's famous mouthwash, MI31, is 69 cents. During Rexol's 1 cent sale, you get two bottles for 70 cents. That's right. Just a penny more buys twice as much.

Now this offer of two for the price of one plus a penny applies to exactly four hundred and twenty six items. All the way from vitamins to toothpaste, from cold cream to iodine, from mineral oil to rubbing alcohol, and what's more important, these are Rexol products.

And you can depend on any drug product that bears the name Rexol. Good health to all from Rexall. And now your Rexall family drug is brings you the Phil Harris Alasphe show, written by Ray Singer and Dick Chevrolet with Elliot Lewis, Walter Tettley, Robert North, Janine Ruse and Whitfield, Walter Sharpen is music, yours truly Bill Foreman, and starring Alasphe and Phil Harris.

Mr. Scott is having a birthday party today for his youngest daughter. The Harris children have been invited, and Alasp is breathing them on their behavior. their behavior. Now children when you go to the party this afternoon I want you to behave yourself. We will mommy. Remember your manners. Be polite. Yes mommy. And

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