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Phil Fasthorse

The Phil Harris · 1953 · 29 min · 4,114 words

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RCA Victor, world leader in radio, first in recorded music and first in television, presents transcribe the Phil Harris Alice Faisheau. The only enjoyment here is the Phil Harris Alice Faisheau, written by Ray Singer and Dick Chevrolet, with Elliott Lewis, Walter Tetley, Robert North, Janine Ruse and Whitfield, Walter Sharpen his music and yours truly Bill Foreman.

Many fathers helped their children with their homework. The other day Phil helped his little girls with their history lesson and the repercussions were rather startling. startling. More about that later. First a word from RCA Victor. Again this year the front page news and television comes from RCA Victor. Now RCA Victor, maker of the

world's most owned television, brings you an entire new line of television and every set is five ways finer for 53. First every 1953 RCA Victor has the new automatic magic monitor. This special circuit system proved in thousands of sets automatically brings in and holds the finest pictures possible.

Second, RCA's improved deep image picture tube offers pictures of extra depth and clarity. Third, you'll get new long distance reception, better performance even in far out fringe areas. Fourth, there's no worry about new television stations.

At modest extra cost, RCA Victor brings you its new advanced VHF UHF tuner. This automatic tuner has twice the sensitivity of many other tuners. And fifth, this year you have the greatest choice of cabinet styles and finishes in RCA Victor history.

Yes, RCA Victor again brings you the big advances in TV. Yet prices still start at only $199.95. $199.95, that's the low, low price of the Wayne, big 17-inch television in a handsome table model cabinet.

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