The Phil Harris · 1949 · 29 min · 4,047 words
The transcript of “Investment In Female Wrestler”, an episode of The Phil Harris from 1949. Press a time to play from that line (a 60-second preview; Potato Plus plays it all). The Phil Harris-Alice Faye Show plays The Phil Harris free, live around the clock. Search inside this transcript.
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Good health to all from Rexall! It's the Phil Harris-Alice-Fayshow presented by the makers of Rexall drug products and 10,000 independent Rexall family drugists. Good evening. This is your Rexall family drugist with a welcome from all 10,000 of us.
The 10,000 independent drugists who have added the word Rexall to our own store names. You can always tell us but the orange and blue Rexall sign on our windows. But our best identification is that we carry the 2,000 or more drug products made with a Rexall drug company.
Many of you are already faithful users of some of these famous products, like Rexall Aspirin, for instance. Here is the aspirin that my laboratory test disintegrates faster than any other leading brand tested. Remember that the next time you need aspirin.
And remember also, it's quality like that. family drug is talking about when we tell you, you can depend on any drug product that bears the name Rexall. Good health to all from Rexall. And now your Rexall family drug is brings you the Phil Harris Alasphe show, written by Ray Singer and Dick Chevrolet with Elliot Lewis, Walter Tetley, Robert North, Janine Ruth
and Whitfield, Walter Sharpen, his music, yours truly, Bill Foreman and starring Alasphe and Phil Harrott. Once a month, Alice's brother William goes over the various investments that he's made for her. Today is the day for his report.
And as he explains Alice's financial holdings to her, Phil sits by an open-mouthed amazement. I don't quite understand this, Willy. Explain it to me once more. Very well. These are the dividends from your AT&T stock.
These are the collections from your apartment building. this is interest from your government bonds. Philip stopped drooling. I'm getting Alice's money all wet. Oh, oh, oh, forgive me, Alice. I wouldn't want you running in and out of Safeway with a mess of soggy hundred dollar bills.
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