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What Would You Do If You Were A Dog

The Phil Harris · 1954 · 29 min · 3,738 words

The transcript of “What Would You Do If You Were A Dog”, an episode of The Phil Harris from 1954. Press a time to play from that line (a 60-second preview; Potato Plus plays it all). The Phil Harris-Alice Faye Show plays The Phil Harris free, live around the clock. Search inside this transcript.

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RCA Victor, world leader and radio, first in recorded music and first in television, presents the Phil Harris Alasphe Show. The own enjoyment here is the Phil Harris Alasphe Show transcribed, written by Jack Douglas and Marvin Fisher, with Elliott Lewis, Walter Tetley, Janine Ruse and Whitfield, the orchestra under the direction of Skip Martin and yours truly, Bill Foreman.

First a word from RCA Victor. You can tune in the world on RCA Victor's new portable radio, The Strato World. This is BBC Longboon. This is top door calling. Whether the radio station you want is across the globe or across town, it comes in clear and strong on the Stratoworld.

This seven-band AM shortwave portable radio has electrical bands spread tuning. It automatically separates foreign stations on the dial so you can tune them in like local radio stations. And you get wonderful reception even in difficult areas, for the Stratoworld has three antennas.

One for standard broadcast, one for shortwave, and a special window antenna for use in planes and trains. No wonder it's standard equipment for seasoned diplomats and world travelers. See and hear the Strato World, one of many dependable table models, clock radios and portables, by RCA Victor, world leader in radio.

And now the stars of the RCA Victor program, Alice Faye and Phil Harris! A lot of thought and planning went into the building of Phil Harris' home in Encino, California. The architect provided for everyone in the family.

There's a roomy sunlit kitchen for Alice the housewife. The sewing room for the youngest daughter, Phyllis. A music room for the older daughter, Alice. And then there's a playroom where any child can amuse itself for hours.

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