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Remley Is Fired

The Phil Harris · 1949 · 29 min · 4,257 words

The transcript of “Remley Is Fired”, an episode of The Phil Harris from 1949. Press a time to play from that line (a 60-second preview; Potato Plus plays it all). The Phil Harris-Alice Faye Show plays The Phil Harris free, live around the clock. Search inside this transcript.

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Good health to all from Rexall. Yes, it's Sunday. Time for the Phil Harris-Allis-Faisheau. Presented by the makers of Rexall drug products and 10,000 independent Rexall family drugists. Good evening. This is your Rexall family drugist, taking a little time from behind the prescription counter this Sunday evening to speak for all 10,000 of us.

The 10,000 independent drugists who have added the word Rexall to our own store names. You can always tell us by the orange and blue Rexall sign on our windows. The sign means that we carry the 2,000 or more drug products made by the Rexall Drug Company.

They range all the way from aspirin to penicillin, and there is fine and pure and dependable as science can make them. We independent drugists recommend them to our customers because we know you can depend on any drug product that bears the name Rexall.

Good health to all from Rexall! Now your Rexall family drug is brings you the Phil Harris Alice Fay show, written by Ray Singer and Dick Chevrolet, with Elliot Lewis, Robert North, Janine Ruse and Whitfield, Walter Sharf and his music, yours truly Bill Foreman, and starring Alice Fay and Phil Harris.

Last week, Frankie moved in with Alice and Phil. It was to be for just a few days until he found a job. But a week has gone by and Frankie is still in the Harris home.

As we look in, Allison Phil are discussing their house guest. Phil, how much longer is Frankie gonna live here? He's been here a week and he's making a nervous wreck of us. Oh, now take it easy, honey, take it easy.

Just relax and I'll get you another ice-packed. Alice, you shouldn't let Remley get you some nervous and run down. Look at me, I don't let him go. Never mind the lecture. When are you gonna get me my ice pack?

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