The Phil Harris · 1950 · 29 min · 3,952 words
The transcript of “Annual Christmas Show With Andy Devine”, an episode of The Phil Harris from 1950. Press a time to play from that line (a 60-second preview; Potato Plus plays it all). The Phil Harris-Alice Faye Show plays The Phil Harris free, live around the clock. Search inside this transcript.
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From Hollywood, the Phil Harris-Alice Fayshow. The Your Enjoyment here is the Phil Harris-Alice Fayshow, written by Ray Singer and Dick Chevrolet, with Elliot Lewis, Walter Tettley, Robert North, Janine Ruth, and Whitfield. Walter Sharpen is music.
Yours truly Bill Foreman. And starring Alice Fays and Phil Harris. It is Christmas Eve. And like all of you good people, the Harriss are busy making last minute preparation. Let's see now. My presents are all wrapped.
I have the wreath on the door, the holly in the windows, and... Phil, what are you doing? Sweeping out the fireplace. What for? So Santa won't get his suit, Sootie. I don't want no sloppy Saint Nick around my house.
Well, of course, dear. And what time do you expect old Clyde? Clyde? Yes, Santa Clyde. I hope his wife will be here. I hope his wife will be here. I hope his wife will be here.
I hope his wife will be here. I hope his wife will be here. I hope his wife is with him too. His wife? Yeah. Santa Myrtle. What's gotten into you? I'm just talking your language.
I overheard you telling the children a Christmas story this afternoon, and everybody's name was either Myrtle or Clyde. Now you're just exaggerating. I am, huh? Wait a minute. Philip! Philip, come here a minute there.
What do you want, Mommy? Daddy was telling you a story this afternoon about Santa. What are the names of his reindeer? Dancer, Prancer, Donner, Blitzen, Myrtle, Robin, Clyde. Well, that was very good, dear, except you left one out.
Which one? Irving. He's the little one on the end. Oh, girls, doesn't the house look beautiful or decorated? Oh, it looks wonderful, Mommy. But, Mommy, Daddy, we want to ask you a favor. We'd like to stay up and see Santa Claus when he brings the presents tonight.
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