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Alice And The Kids Go To Palm Springs Without Phil

The Phil Harris · 1950 · 29 min · 3,967 words

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From Hollywood, the Phil Harris Alice Fay Show. For your enjoyment here is the Phil Harris Alice Fay Show, written by Ray Singer and Dick Chevrolet, with Elliot Lewis, Walter Tethley, Robert North, Janine Ruth, and Whitfield, Walter Sharpen his music, yours truly Bill Foreman, and starring Alice Fay and Phil Harris.

Alice has decided to take the children upon springs for a few days. Phil is unable to go, so her brother William is driving them down. As we look in, Alice is saying goodbye to Phil.

I hate to leave you home all alone, Phil. Just think, I'm gonna be gone for three whole days. Yeah, yeah, goodbye. Bye. Stop pushing. Phil, you don't sound like you're gonna miss me. Oh, honey.

How can you say that? With you away, this house will be an empty show. Every place I look, I'll see. The memory of your face and the echo of your voice will linger in every nook and cramp.

And I promise... Oh, for heaven's sake, Philip, stop being so corny. You're such a square. Shake hands with Alice and tell her goodbye. What do you mean shake hands? I'm gonna kiss her goodbye. Oh, I wish you wouldn't. Every time you do that to my poor sister, it makes me sick to my stomach.

Well, are you sure you're going to miss me? Oh, what a silly question. Of course I am. While you're gone, I want to know how to spend the weekend. I'll be lost. Oh, Willie, did you hear what Phil said?

Yes, he said he's planning on spending a lost weekend. Willie, you're being a nasty little man. man, one more crack like that and I shall retaliate. You won't dare strike me. I'll do worse than that. The next time you have an angel food cake in the oven I'll stomp on the kitchen floor. Look, don't worry about me, Alice. I'm going to be working over the

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