A Night With Phil Harris

Hey Alice, Alice will you see what I've got? It's sensational look. What is it? What is it? It's a collector's item. The only one of its kind in the whole world. It's a picture of Liberace.

Cry. Marcia Victor, world leader of radio, first and recorded music and first in television presents the Phil Harris Alice Faisheaux. Our enjoyment here is the Phil Harris Alice Faisheaux transcribed written by Ed James and Al Schwartz Elliott Lewis, Walter Tetley, John Hubbard, Janine Roos, and Whitfield, Walter Sharf and his music, and yours truly, Phil Foreman.

Tonight for your enjoyment, we offer a study in utter confusion entitled, A Night with Phil Harris, or Be Witch, Bathered and Be Wilderness. First, here's a word from RCA Victor. Now the stars of the RCA Victor program, Alice Bay and Phil Harris.

When you get right down to it, there isn't too much difference between a married man and a bachelor. A bachelor is a clothes horse. A married man works like a horse to keep his family in clothes.

To a bachelor life is a glorious song, but married men have their own particular anthem, like so. Oh, if I had the wings of an angel, over these prison walls I would fly. All the screams, if I don't hang my clothes up, I'd be much better off at the Y.

Phil, did you put your clothes away? Pull them away, honey. I filed them. Thoughts under A, ties under B, sweaters under C. Wait a minute. Whoa, boy. Hold it. Now what's the matter? Socks, ties, and sweaters under A, B, and C.

Naturally. Argyle, bow, and cashmere. Ha. Ha. Ha. Ha. Hey, Phil. Can't you please learn to put your things away. Sometimes I think I'm living with Lily St. Cyr. That's bad? No. Lily, no, I'm only kidding, honey.