Phil Returns From Vacation
The Phil Harris · 1949 · 30 min · 3,874 words
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Good health, you all, from Rexall. Our dollar spacial presented by the makers of Rexall drug products and 10,000 independent Rexall family drug. This is your Rexall family drugist here to say good evening and welcome from all 10,000 of us.
10,000 independent drugists who have made the word Rexall part of our own store names. You all know us by the orange and blue Rexall sign on our windows. But our best identification is that we carry the 2,000 or more drug products made by the Rexall drug company.
It's like Bismaracks, for example. This soothing anacids is one of Rexall's most famous products, and for good reason. In Bismaracks, scientifically balanced ingredients work in a continuous relay to bring you prompt and prolonged relief from acid indigestion.
It's year in and year out quality like this that we family drugists are talking about when we tell you, you can depend on any drug product that bears the name Rexall. Good health to all from Rexall.
Rexall Family Drugist brings you the Phil Harris Alice Bay show, written by racing or a Dick Chevrolet, with Elliot Lewis, Walter Tettley, Robert North, Janine Ruse and Whitfield, Walter Sharpenet Music, yours truly Bill Foreman, and starring Alice Bay and Phil Harris.
After a long summer vacation, everyone connected with the Rexall show gathered yesterday for rehearsal of the opening program. Everyone that is except Phil, who was still away on his Canadian fishing trip. As we look in on the Harris home, Alice, William and the children are impatiently awaiting Bill's return.
Oh, how can Philip do this to us? The opening shows tomorrow we're going to have a rehearsal today, and he's not even back from his vacation. Sometimes I get so miffed that, and I could... I could... spit!
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