Little Alices First Date

La-da-dah-dah-da-dah-dah. La-da-dah-dah-da-da-da-dah. You never know just how much I love you's La-da-da. Julius, what do you think? Mrs. Faye, you so make Doris call it a day. Alright, Mr. Sheriff, I'm ready. RCA Victor, world leader and radio first, and recorded music in first-and-television presents the Unlike Campaigns and unfortunately The Our Enjoyment here is the Phil Harris Alice Faisheaux

transcribed written by Ed James and Phil Shuken with Elliot Lewis, Walter Tethley, John Hubbard, Janine Ruse and Whitfield, Walter Sharpen is music and yours truly, Bill Foreman. Tonight's frantic little fantasy is entitled Little Alice's First Date, or I don't want to be a lonesome banana, I'll just hang around with the bunt.

First however, here's a word from RCA Victor. And now the stars of the RCA Victor program, Alice Faye and Bill Harris. Bill Harris and Alice Faye are known as Bill Harris and Alice Faye. In private life, however, they are known as Mr. and Mrs. Alice Faye.

They have two daughters, little Alice and little Phyllis. But time doing what time does, they're not quite so little as Phil would like to think. Phil thinks? You are divine, you are sublime, you're a sensation.

And you are all mine, you're such a doll. Honey, if it ain't me, how dare I be so handsome. Oh, sewing something, huh? No, no. Just running a needle in and out of Alice's coat to improve the ventilation.

Oh, that really helps, huh? Every time. Well then, what's the rush? Why don't you do it tomorrow? Well, it happens that Alice is going to a dance tonight with a date. Honey, I got news for you.

No baby daughter of mine is going to no dance with no date. Not as long as I got anything to do with it. And I've got news for you, Mr. Van Winkle. A 14-year-old girl is not a baby.