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Surprise Present For Phils Birthday

The Phil Harris · 1952 · 29 min · 4,104 words

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RCA Victor, world leader in radio, first and recorded music, and first in television, presents transcribed the Phil Harris-Alice-Fayshow. The orange ointment here is the Phil Harris-Alice-Fayshow, written by Ray Singer and Dick Chevrolet with Elliot Lewis, Walter Tettley, Robert North, Janine Ruse, and Whitfield, Walter Sharpen is music, and yours truly, Bill Form.

It's amazing how much trouble can be caused by an innocent phone call. Tonight, through a misunderstanding, Phil almost loses his... But more about that later. First a word from RCA Victor. This winter in the comfort of your own home, you can see a sparkling array of television entertainment.

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And now the stars of the RCA Victor program, Alice Faye and Phil Harris. Come on. Tomorrow is Phil's birthday. Alice wants to surprise him with something unusual, and she has taken her brother William along to one of the best downtown stores to help her shop for a gift.

I should find a nice gift for Phil in this store, Willie. I wonder what I should get him. I don't see why you have to get him anything, that big shnook. Everything here is so expensive.

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