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Phils Boat

The Phil Harris · 1949 · 29 min · 3,587 words

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Good health to all from Rexall. Yes, it's Sunday time for the Phil Harris Alice Faisheau, presented by the makers of Rexall Drug Products and 10,000 independent Rexall family druggers. Good evening. This is your Rexall family druggers, taking a little time from behind the prescription counter this Sunday evening to speak for all 10,000 of us.

The 10,000 independent druggers to have added the word Rexall to our own store names. names. You can always tell us by the orange and blue Rexall sign on our windows. The sign means that we carry the 2,000 or more drug products made with a Rexall drug company. They range all away from aspirin to penicillin and there is

fine and pure and dependable as science can make them. We independent drugists recommend them to our customers because we know you can depend on any drug product that bears the name Rexall. Good health to all from Rexall.

And now your Rexall family drug is bringing to the Phil Harris Alice Faye show, written by Ray Singer and Dick Chevrolet, with Elliot Lewis, Walter Tettley, Robert North, Janine Ruse and Whitfield, Walter Sharpen is music, yours truly Bill Foreman, and starring Alice Faye and Phil Harris.

This is the time of year when most people start thinking about their summer vacations. As yet, Phil and Alice haven't decided where they're going. Phil has made a suggestion, but Alice doesn't seem to be interested.

Alice, what's so silly about spending our vacation in Kentucky? I don't mind Kentucky, but who wants to go on a two-week tour through a distillery? I thought it might be educational. Honey, how about Hawaii?

No. No, I want to see something historical and educational. What's Hawaii got that's historical and educational? Hula dancers? What's educational about a hula dancer? Well, that depends on what you're majoring in. You know, I love the hula, honey.

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