New Years Resolution
The Phil Harris · 1946 · 28 min · 3,826 words
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The F.W. Fitch Company presents the Fitch Bandwagons, starring Alice Faye. You'll never know just how much I love you. You just how much I care. And Bill Harris won't come with me to Alabama. Let's go see my dear old M.A. She's frying eggs and brawling hammy.
That sugar cured hammy, that golden gravyed hammy. And that's what I like about the star. Although New Year's Day isn't until next Wednesday, Phil Harris is already giving serious thought for the coming year. About 11 o'clock yesterday morning, we find him in the kitchen, carrying out one of his New Year's resolutions.
One, two, three. Phil, what are you doing out here? Empty in all these bourbon bottles. I've drained everyone in the case. Phil, you did? Yes, I did. Now, hand me the champagne, kid. This is going to be the best bowl of punch I ever made.
Never made. Still, Harris, that's just like you. What do you mean, some people might drop in? Now, you know, the only reason I keep the stuff around is for my friends. That's just it. You always end up being your own best friend.
Well, don't worry about it, kid. Hey, look what I got for yesterday. Two tickets for the Rose Bowl game. Rose Bowl tickets? Where on earth did you get them? I got buddies down at the city hall.
Well are they good seats? The best in the stadium. That's what you said last year and look what happened. What do you mean? We sat right on the 50 yard line. I know, but every few minutes I had to run out on the field with a water bucket.
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