Barbells Of Scotland

To be or not to be that is the question But it is nobler in the minds to suffer the flings and arrows of outrageous fortune What to take arms against the sea of trouble and by opposing and them?

Murder of the night of RCA Victor world leader in radio first and recorded music and first in television presents the Phil Harris, Alice Bejo The Our Enjoyment here is the Phil Harris Alistair Show, transcribed, written by Ed James and Lou Derman, with Elliot Lewis, Walter Tettley, John Hubbard, Janine Ruth, and Whitfield, Walter

Charff and his music, and yours truly, Bill Foreman. The title of tonight's Little Clambake is The Bar Bells of Scotland, or Who Put the Muscle in Mr. Harris's Bustle. First I'll ever hear the word from RCA Victor.

Now the stars of the RCA Victor program, Alice Pei and Phil Harris. There's a place for everything and everything has its place. That's what I always say. What do you always say? Anyway, tonight as we look in on the Harris', Phil and Alice are busy trying to find a spot in the living room for their new seat.

Love seat, that is. You're my everything underneath the sun. You're my everything all rolled into one. Don't that neuron help me? Oh, okay, honey. You just say the word and the thin use of steel will snap into action.

These brawny shoulders will strain to accomplish the impossible. Heron, the living view train will walk. Never mind, fella. Step aside and I'll push the love seat. Oh, thank you, Willy. Where do you want it, Alice?

Well, uh, uh, over near the fireplace, I think. Willie, over near the fireplace. Oh, all right. There. How does that look? I don't know. Somehow, a love seat doesn't look right in front of a fire pole.