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Dinner For Teacher

The Phil Harris · 1949 · 29 min · 3,979 words

The transcript of “Dinner For Teacher”, an episode of The Phil Harris from 1949. Press a time to play from that line (a 60-second preview; Potato Plus plays it all). The Phil Harris-Alice Faye Show plays The Phil Harris free, live around the clock. Search inside this transcript.

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Good health to all from Rexall. Yes, it's Sunday. Time for the Phil Harris Alasphe Show. Presented by the makers of Rexall drug products and 10,000 independent Rexall family drugs. Good evening. We Rexall family druggers have some good news for you this evening.

Next Wednesday, Thursday, Friday and Saturday, we bring you our famous one-cent sale. If you don't already know what that can mean to your family budget, here's how it works. During those four days at every store with the orange and blue Rexall sign on the windows, you can get two quality guaranteed Rexall products for the price of one, plus one cent.

That's right, twice as much for only a penny more. And what's more, these savings apply to nearly 300 items, from antiseptics to toothpaste, cold cream to cough syrup, aspirin to shampoo, And remember, these are Rexall products, and that means they're as fine and dependable as science can make them.

So drop in on your Rexall drugist next Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, or Saturday. Let him help you save with safety. Everyone knows you can depend on any drug product that bears the name Rexall. Good health to all from Rexall!

And now your Rexall family drugist brings you the Phil Harris-Alice Facial, Written by Ray Singer and Dick Chevrolet with Elliot Lewis, Walter Tethley, Janine Ruse, and Whitfield, Walter Sharpen is music yours truly, Bill Foreman, and starring Alice Faye and Phil Harris.

The Harris family has just returned home from church. They attended afternoon Easter services and Alice seems a little perturbed about the children's behavior. I'm surprised at the way you children acted in church. Phyllis, you should know better than to whisper to your sister during the sermon.

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