The Phil Harris · 1949 · 29 min · 4,110 words
The transcript of “Jury Duty”, an episode of The Phil Harris from 1949. Press a time to play from that line (a 60-second preview; Potato Plus plays it all). The Phil Harris-Alice Faye Show plays The Phil Harris free, live around the clock. Search inside this transcript.
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Good health to all from Rexall. Yes, it's Sunday, time for the Phil Harris Hallus Facial, presented by the makers of Rexall Drug Products and your Rexall family drugist. Good evening. This is your Rexall family drugist taking a little time from behind the prescription counter this Sunday evening to speak for all 10,000 of us.
The 10,000 independent drugist who have added the word Rexall to our own store names. You can always tell us by the orange and blue Rexall sign on our windows. The sign means that we carry the 2000 or more drug products made by the Rexall drug company.
They range all the way from aspirin to penicillin, and there is fine and pure and dependable as science can make them. We independent drugists recommend them to our customers because we know you can depend on any drug product that bears the name Rexall.
Good health to all from Rexall. And now your Rexall family drug is brings you the Bill Harris Alice-Fay show, written by Ray Singer and Dick Chevrolet, with Elliot Lewis, Walter Tethley, Robert North, Janine Ruth, and Whitfield.
Walter Sharpen is music yours truly Bill Foreman, and starring Alice-Fay and Phil Harris. Two days ago Phil received a notice to appear for jury duty. Fully realizing the responsibility of jury service, Phil's reaction when he first opened the letter was that of the average civic-minded citizen.
I ain't gonna go! But the next day, after Alice pointed out that it's un-American to say he wasn't going to go, Phil changed his tone. How can I get out of it? However, he was unable to think of a way out, and today at two o'clock he has to appear at City Hall to see if he can qualify.
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