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Darryl Zanucks Dinner Party

The Phil Harris · 1950 · 29 min · 4,015 words

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Good health to all from Rexall. It's the Phil Harris-Alice-Fayshow presented by the makers of Rexall drug products and 10,000 independent Rexall family drugists. Good evening. This is your Rexall family drugist with a friendly warning from the 10,000 independent Rexall family drugists.

Rexall's great one-cent sale has only one more day to go. Yes, tomorrow, Monday, is your last chance to buy two regular Rexall-branded guaranteed products for the price of one plus one cent. Now there are exactly 426 of these twin bargains.

Every drugstore needs you could possibly have is included. And because it's such a tremendous sale, we Rexall Family Drugists don't want you to let this money-saving opportunity pass. Remember, the offer holds good until the closing of our stores tomorrow night.

Exactly 426 different top quality Rexall branded guaranteed products. Two for the price of one plus a penny. And you know you can depend on any drug product that bears the name Rexall. Good health to all from Rexall!

And now your Rexall family drug is brings you the Phil Harris Alice Faisheau Written by Ray Singer and Dick Chevrolet with Elliot Lewis, Walter Tettley, Robert North, Janine Ruse and Whitfield, Walter Sharpen is music, yours truly Bill Foreman, and starring Alice Faye and Bill Harris.

Today things are rather quiet in the Harris household. Alice is talking on the telephone and Uncle William is telling the children about the origin of the prehistoric man. And so you see children, one of the earliest types of man was the Neanderthal.

you'll notice from the formation of the skull that it was the crudest type. It has a jutting jaw, a low forehead, and the skull has a hollow sound when tapped, dusly. Stop hitting me in the head with that mallet! Philip, please, please hold still. I'm trying to teach the children about anthropology and you're a very interesting specimen. You don't see heads

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