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Brownies Camping Trip

The Phil Harris · 1950 · 29 min · 3,491 words

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From Hollywood, the Phil Harris Alice Faye Show. For your enjoyment, here is the Phil Harris Alice Faye Show, written by Ray Singer and Dick Chevrolet, with Elliot Lewis, Walter Tettley, Robert North, Janine Ruse, and Whitfield, Red Nichols and his Five Pennies, Walter Sharpen's music, yours truly Bill Foreman, and starring Alice Faye and Phil Harris.

Today, the Harris children are going on an overnight camping trip with their brownie troop. Their Uncle William is going along as troop leader, And although it's only seven o'clock in the morning, there's quite a bit of activity around the house.

Let's see now. I have the sleeping bags, cantines, napsacks. I guess we're all ready. What time are the other girls supposed to be here? They'll be here at seven thirty, Uncle Willie. Oh. Well, before we leave, girls, you'd better wake your father up and kiss him goodbye.

The police go upstairs and wake your daddy. At seven o'clock in the morning, a kid can get killed that way. Never mind, I'll go up and rouse him. It's no use, Willie. I already tried it.

I even poured water in his face. What happened? He sat up and yelled, Hey, bartender, get me the manager. Somebody's watering my beer. I'll say goodbye for the girls. Oh, gosh, you look sweet in those brand new uniforms.

Thank you, sis. Of course my mother's in the house. Of course my khaki shots don't fit as well as they used to because I wasn't talking to you. I was talking to the girls. See you look cute. Those uniforms are very smart looking.

Alice. Oh, so you're up huh? Yeah. Look we better have the roof fixed. It must have rained last night. Licked all over my bed. Good morning, Daddy. Hi, you, Daddy. Oh, good morning, girls. I...

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