The Phil Harris · 1949 · 29 min · 4,114 words
The transcript of “Mr Scott Wants To Fire Band”, an episode of The Phil Harris from 1949. Press a time to play from that line (a 60-second preview; Potato Plus plays it all). The Phil Harris-Alice Faye Show plays The Phil Harris free, live around the clock. Search inside this transcript.
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Good health to all from Rexall. Yes, it's Sunday. Time for the Bill Harris Hallis Facial. Presented by the makers of Rexall Drug Products and your Rexall Family Drugs. Good evening. This is your Rexall Family Drugist.
Taking a little time from behind the prescription counter this Sunday evening to speak for all 10,000 of us. The 10,000 independent drugists who have added the word Rexall to our own store names. You can always tell us by the orange and blue Rexall sign on our windows.
The sign means that we carry the 2,000 or more drug products made by the Rexall drug company. They range all the way from aspirin to penicillin, and there is fine and pure and dependable as science can make them.
We independent druggers recommend them to our customers because we know you can depend on any drug product that bears the name Rexall. Rexall. Good health to all from Rexall. And now your Rexall family drug has brings you the Phil Harris Alice-Fay show, written by Ray Singer and Dick Chevrolet, with Elliot Lewis, Walter Tettley, Robert North,
water sharpened his music, yours truly Bill Foreman, and starring Alice-Fay and Phil Harris. This morning Phil's sponsor, Mr. Scott of the Rexall Company, called him down to his office to discuss certain elements of the program.
Alice and her brother William are at home anxiously awaiting as Phil enters. Oh, hello, Phil. What did Rex all want to see you about? Hello, honey. Hi, you, Willie. Good morning. Did they fire you, Philip?
Yeah, they didn't fire me. Your little powder pigeon. Look, Alice, it's about my band. Mr. Scott's been listening to it very carefully lately, and he thinks it needs improvement. And he insists that I just keep the guys who can read music and let the rest go.
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