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Expired Drivers License

The Phil Harris · 1954 · 29 min · 3,815 words

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The director, world leader and radio first and recorded music and first in television presents The Phil Harris Alice Faye Show. The Enjoyment here is the Phil Harris Alice Faye Show transcribed written by Jack Douglas and Marvin Fisher with Elliot Lewis, Walter Tetley, Janine Ruse and Whitfield, the orchestra under the direction of Skip Martin and yours truly, Bill Foreman.

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dealers now. And now the stars of the RCA Victor program, Alice Fae and Phil Harris. Although most of us make an honest effort to lead a well-ordered life, sooner or later it seems inevitable that some of us have a brush with the law. This unwelcome contact with the forces of justice has recently occurred to Phil Harris, and to say that he's worried

is a vast understatement. Now tell it to me right from the beginning, Curly. I don't quite understand it. Well it happened just like I said. I came home this afternoon and I was just lucky that I noticed before I turned into the driveway that there was a uniformed state policeman.

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