The Phil Harris · 1951 · 29 min · 3,705 words
The transcript of “Improvement Is Necessary”, an episode of The Phil Harris from 1951. Press a time to play from that line (a 60-second preview; Potato Plus plays it all). The Phil Harris-Alice Faye Show plays The Phil Harris free, live around the clock. Search inside this transcript.
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RCA Victor, world leader in radio, first in recorded music and first in television, presents the Phil Harris Alice Vayshow. The Your Enjoyment here is the Phil Harris Alice Vayshow, written by Ray Singer and Dick Chevrolet, with Elliot Lewis, Walter Tetley, Robert North, Janine Bruce and Whitfield, Walter Sharford is music, yours truly Bill Foreman, and starring Alice Vay and Bill
Harris. This is Phil. Now here's a word from RCA Victor. This is the season when practically every American's idea of paradise is a grandstand seat at the ballpark. Yes, it's baseball today, the American way.
Now the next best thing to a real seat in the bleachers is an easy chair in front of your own RCA Victor 19-inch television set, where you see the games in pictures, the big bright size that just right size for any living room.
Pictures so realistic you can all but smell a dust of the ball pot. The kind of pictures that make RCA Victor Television million proof, proven in over two million homes. Yes, inch for inch, RCA Victor 19 inches is your best buy in television.
And you can get your set tomorrow. That's right, RCA Victor dealers have a big range of RCA Victor 19 inches on display right now. insist on the best, insist on RCA Victor 19-inch, inch for inch, your best buy in television.
Mr. Scott of RCA Victor has called Phil and told him an emergency has a written and he wants him to have the entire cast of the show at NBC this morning at 10 o'clock. It is now 10 minutes of 10 and Phil and Alice are just about to enter the studio.
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