Uso Entertaining At An Army Camp

The Phil Harris Alice Fay Show. For your enjoyment here is the Phil Harris Alice Fay Show, written by Ray Singer and Dick Chevrolet, with Elliot Lewis, Walter Tetley, Robert North, Janine Roos and Whitfield, Walter Sharpen is music, yours truly Bill Foreman, and starring Alice Fay and Phil Harris.

Alice's suggestion, Phil and Frankie have been attending a first aid class, so they could help in the civilian defense effort. Last night, their instructor gave them a bandaging lesson to practice, and now as we look in, they are just finishing their homework.

Ha ha ha! Said we couldn't do it. Hey, look at that neat bandaging job. They did it, Remley. Ha ha, yes, sir, Curly. We know we're doing every minute. Every minute. Too bad we didn't have a live person to work on instead of this thing.

Well, you know, Remley, we can't have everything. Hey, Willie, how do you like the bandaging job we did? We did get this gauze off of my face The bandage ain't tight enough I can still hear him. Huh? Look. I'll just wrap it around his face a little tighter like don't you dare fill up

There he's completely covered I've banished him from head to toe and there ain't a single opening thanks to me. What do you mean? Thanks to you? What did you do? I filled in the cracks. What's the man? I?

Good, good, good. Hey, you know, our first-aid teacher's gonna be proud of us. I can just see her face when we bring this into class. Hey, Curly, you pour a little cement over his head, and I'll even it out with the trowel.