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Phil Sees The Doctor

The Phil Harris · 1947 · 29 min · 3,774 words

The transcript of “Phil Sees The Doctor”, an episode of The Phil Harris from 1947. Press a time to play from that line (a 60-second preview; Potato Plus plays it all). The Phil Harris-Alice Faye Show plays The Phil Harris free, live around the clock. Search inside this transcript.

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But every girl wants. And that's the way your hair will be when you use Fitch's new cream shampoo. Fitch's cream shampoo leaves your hair green-miss off like moonlight, shining like bright starlight. That's because this marvelous new shampoo is made with two beneficial beauty aids, lanolin and olive oil.

Lanolin is used to soften the hair to give it a brand new look. Olive oil is used to bring out sparkling highlight to leave your hair gleaming and blasted. And girls, you'll find Fitch's cream shampoo delightfully easy to use.

Just a small dab whips in the heaps of lather to thoroughly cleanse your hair and scalp. To rinse, just a swish of plain water and every bubble of sun is gone. Then see how soft and bright, how gloriously bright this amazing shampoo leaves your hair.

It looks as though it's been brushed and brushed and brushed. Fitch's cream shampoo is thrifty too. Compare the size of the jar, compare its low cost, and buy it at drug or toilet goods counters.

That Fitch's cream shampoo, made with landlion and olive oil for softer, shinier hair. The F.W. Fitch company makers of Fitch's shampoo presents the Fitch Van Wagon written by Ray Singer and Dick Chevrolet with Elliot Lewis, Walter Tettley, Janine Ruth, and Whitfield, Robert North, Walter Sharff in his music and starring Alice May and Phil Harris.

As we look into the Harris home, it is 12 o'clock noon. Phil is still asleep and Alice is downstairs talking to her brother William. Well, the collapsed noon. And Philip is still sleeping. Alice, why'd you let him sleep so late?

Well, they tired William. He and his band played at a dance last night and they got home very late. He was so grotty when he got in. He didn't know what he was doing. Why, what happened?

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