New Singer

Transcribed from Hollywood, the Phil Harris-Alice-Fayshow. For your enjoyment here is the Phil Harris-Alice-Fayshow, written by Ray Singer and Dick Chevrolet, with Elliot Lewis, Walter Tettley, Robert North, Janine Ruse, and Whitfield. Walter Sharpen, if music yours truly Bill Foreman, and starring Alice Fays and Phil Harris.

Lately, Phil has realized that he isn't getting any younger. And he must make preparations for the security of his old age. As we look in now, we find him planning a steady income for his future.

Now look, baby Alice, you've heard the record eight times, so let's try and do it the way they do it. But daddy, I'm tired. Now never mind. Now let's do it once more. Here we go.

Here's a happy tune. Now we'll bring you a smile on the wall when you're cool and it's really insane. And the title is Sam's song. It's as catchy as can be. With a slight little beat in the melody, sweet keeps you tapping your feet.

And the title is Samsung. Will it look turn on your mind? No, no. That's not the way that Bing and Gary do it. Look kid, you'll never make a buck for me if you're going to sing that way.

Why can't my kids have talent like Crosby so they can support me? But daddy, I don't like to sing. Why should I be forced to sing just so I can support you. What's good enough of your mother is good enough for you.

Alice, please. I'll thank you not to interrupt while I'm coaching my little money makers. Now try it again, baby Alice. Why waste time with her daddy? Let a kid in here that knows what she's doing.