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Kangaroo

The Phil Harris · 1949 · 29 min · 4,098 words

The transcript of “Kangaroo”, an episode of The Phil Harris from 1949. Press a time to play from that line (a 60-second preview; Potato Plus plays it all). The Phil Harris-Alice Faye Show plays The Phil Harris free, live around the clock. Search inside this transcript.

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Good health to all from Rexall. Yes, it's Sunday time for the Phil Harris Alice Facial, presented by the makers of Rexall Drug Products and 10,000 independent Rexall family drugists. Good evening. This is your Rexall family drugist, taking a little time from behind the prescription counter this Sunday evening to speak for all 10,000 of us.

The 10,000 independent drugist who have added the word Rexall to our own store names. You can always tell us by the orange and blue Rexol sign on our windows. The sign means that we carry the 2,000 or more drug products made by the Rexol drug company.

They range all the way from aspirin to penicillin, and there is fine and pure and dependable as science can make them. We independent drugists recommend them to our customers because we know you can depend on any drug product that bears the name Rexol.

Good health to all from Rexol! And now your ex-old family drugist brings you the Phil Harris Alice Fay show, written by Ray Singer and Dick Chevrolet, with Elliot Lewis, Walter Tetley, Robert North, Janine Ruse, and Whitfield, Walter Sharpen's music, yours truly Bill Foreman, and starring Alice Fay and Phil Harris.

For the past two weeks, Alice has been planning to redecorate the master bedroom. But with Frankie living at the house, she hasn't had much chance to do anything but wait on Frankie. Today she has decided to go through with her plans and we find her outlining her decorating scheme.

I'm thinking of ordering a nice, soft brown wallpaper for our bedroom. I think it looked very nice. Maybe it will, Mommy, but before you decide you should ask the head of the house. Oh, it'll be okay with me.

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