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Frankies Foster Son

The Phil Harris · 1949 · 29 min · 4,047 words

The transcript of “Frankies Foster Son”, an episode of The Phil Harris from 1949. Press a time to play from that line (a 60-second preview; Potato Plus plays it all). The Phil Harris-Alice Faye Show plays The Phil Harris free, live around the clock. Search inside this transcript.

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Good health to all from Rexall. Yes, it's Sunday. Time for the Bill Harris-Alice-Fay show, presented by the makers of Rexall Drug Products and 10,000 independent Rexall family drugs. Good evening. This is your Rexall family drug.

It's taking a little time from behind the prescription counter this Sunday evening to speak for all 10,000 of us. The 10,000 independent drugists who have added the word Rexall to our own store names. You can always tell us by the orange and blue Rexall sign on our windows.

The sign means that we carry the 2,000 or more drug products made by the Rexall drug company. They range all the way from aspirin to penicillin. And there is fine and pure and dependable as science can make them.

We independent drugists recommend them to our customers because we know you can depend on any drug product that bears the name Rexall. Good health to all from Rexall. And now your Rexall family drug has brings you the Phil Harris Alaspace Show, written by Ray Singer and Dick Chevrolet, with Elliot Lewis, Walter Tethley, Robert North,

Janine Roos, and Whitfield. Walter Sharpen is music, yours truly, Bill Foreman, and starring Alaspace and Phil Harris. Today is Father's Day, and in the Harris Menage Phil reign supreme. This is his day to be king, and as we look in he's taking advantage of it.

Daddy, we've been waiting on you hand and foot all morning and I'm getting tired. Please. Just keep my rocker going at an ice steady clip. And Phyllis, you're getting negligent. What's wrong, Maharaja? My Turkish water pipe needs a refill.

Ah, this is the life. One daughter rocking me, the other one tending my pipe, and look at me loyal and faithful wife. Oh, may I stop dancing now, so... Yeah, you can all stop. I'm ready now.

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