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Statue For Phils Birthday

The Phil Harris · 1950 · 29 min · 3,338 words

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Good health to all from Rexall. It's the Phil Harris Alice Bay Show presented by the makers of Rexall drug products and 10,000 independent Rexall family drugists. Good evening. This is your Rexall family drugist here to welcome you for all 10,000 of us.

The 10,000 independent drugists who have chosen to make the word Rexall part of our own store names. We've done that because we believe in the 2,000 or more drug products made by the Rexall drug company.

And we put the orange and blue Rexol sign on our windows to let you know we recommend and sell them. Bismarex is a good example of the quality of these products. This famous Rexol antacid often brings relief from acid indigestion within five minutes.

Neutralizing excess acidity, leaving a soothing protective covering on irritated stomach membranes. Quality like that of Bismarex is what we family drugists are talking about when we tell you You can depend on any drug product that bears the name, Rexall.

Good health to all from Rexall! Your Rexall family drugist brings you the Bill Harris Alice Faishow, written by Ray Singer and Dick Chevrolet with Elliot Lewis, Walter Tetley, Robert North, Janine Roos, man with Phil, Walter Sharpen, his music, yours truly Bill Foreman, and starring Alice Fais and Phil Harris!

Today is a big day in the Harris household. It's the master's birthday. Bill has just come downstairs and Alice and the children and William are congratulating. Happy birthday, Daddy! Many happy returns. Happy birthday, Philip.

Happy. Happy. What's happy about being a year older? You realize that today the mantle of youth has slipped from my shoulders and is being replaced by the yoke of civility? Talking about. Today I'm 30.

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