Sponsors New Years Eve Party

From Hollywood, the Phil Harris Alice Fayshow. For your enjoyment here is the Phil Harris Alice Fayshow, written by Ray Singer and Dick Chevrolet, with Elliot Lewis, Walter Tetley, Robert North, Janine Ruth, and Whitfield, Walter Sharpen is music, yours truly Bill Foreman, and starring Alice Fays and Phil Harrod.

Tonight throughout the world, millions of people are ushering in the new year. Some are celebrating it with their families, some are going to nightclubs, and others are spending a quiet evening at home with a few intimate friends. The latter is the case with Phil's and Alice's sponsor Mr. Scott. As we look in, Mr. Scott and his

wife are checking their guest list. Are you sure you took care of all the invitations for our party Clyde? Yes I did, Myrtle. I mailed an invitation to the Bennett's, the Peppers, the New Rats and the Ackmans. How about the invitation to Phil Harris. I dropped that down the sewer like we planned.

Oh, you did, really. No, no, I mailed him an invitation. I sent it to Phil Harris, 176th Spruce Street, Kansas City, Missouri. But in the night, Phil Harris lives in Encino, California. No, what I'm doing every minute.

But you shouldn't have done it. I'd like very much to have Mrs. Harris here. So what I, she's a lovely person. And Mr. Harris isn't such a bad sort? No, no, I guess he's all right. If you can stomach that sort of thing.

I really don't mind Harris so much, but I just can't stand that ghoul that's always with him. Ghoul? Oh, of course. Mr. Remley. I do me a favor, Mert. The next time we're having a party, don't put Harris' name on the guest list.