The Phil Harris · 1953 · 29 min · 3,602 words
The transcript of “How To Repair A Living Room”, an episode of The Phil Harris from 1953. Press a time to play from that line (a 60-second preview; Potato Plus plays it all). The Phil Harris-Alice Faye Show plays The Phil Harris free, live around the clock. Search inside this transcript.
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Hey Curly, where did you hear what I did? I bought a kangaroo. You're what? I'll make a fortune. This guy had two kangaroos and I bought the one that boxes a box and kangaroo What's all matter with you Ellie? It's your crazy or something. You can't make no money with no box and kangaroo
Should have bought the one at nits, huh? RCA Victor, world leader and radio first and recorded music and first in television presents the Phil Harris Alice Bay show Your enjoyment here is the Phil Harris-Alice-Fais show, transcribed, written by Ray Singer, Dick Chevrolet and Ed James, with Elliot Lewis, Walter Tetley, John Hubbard, Janine Roos,
and Whitfield, Walter Sharpeley's music, and yours truly, Bill Foreman. Tonight's little aberration is aptly titled, How to Repair a Living Room, or there'll be lots of sand for the concrete mother, I'm coming home with a load.
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