Sponsors Formal Party Honoring Harrises

Good health to all from Rexall. It's the Bill Harris-Allis Bay Show presented by the makers of Rexall drug products and 10,000 independent Rexall family druggers. Good evening. This is your Rexall family druggers feeling awfully embarrassed this evening.

We hoped you'd like our one-sense sale that ended yesterday. We were pretty sure we had some fine values, but we just weren't prepared for the way you flocked into Rexall drugstores all over the country.

Long before the Rexall 1-cent sale was over, lots of us were completely sold out of some items. That meant, I've got many of you missed getting some of the Rexall bargains you'd counted on. We're mighty sorry you were disappointed. We figured we'd put in enough stock to take care of everyone. I guess those 1-cent sale bargains were even better than we thought.

When we have another Rexall 1-cent sale, you'll all be taken care of. We promise you. And Meanwhile, our sincerest thanks to all for making this the greatest one-cent sale in Rexall history. Good health to all from Rexall!

And now your Rexall family drug is brings you the Bill Harris Alice Bay show, written by raising a redic Chevrolet with Elliot Lewis, Walter Tetley, Robert North, Janine Roos, and Whitfield, Walter Sharpen is music yours truly Bill Foreman, and starring Alice Bay and Bill Harris.

Tonight, Mr. Scott, the sponsor, is having a big formal party at his home in honor of the Harris'. Although it's still early in the afternoon, Phil and Alice are busy preparing for it. Phil, please put down that magazine and get started. You have a lot of things to do.

But Alice, I gotta read Esquire to make sure I'm dressed right for the night. Alice, see, it says, with a midnight blue tuxedo, it is considered proper to wear a moron tie. You know Phil, I think it's wonderful of the sponsor to have this party in our honor.