The Phil Harris · 1949 · 29 min · 4,007 words
The transcript of “Spring Housecleaning”, an episode of The Phil Harris from 1949. Press a time to play from that line (a 60-second preview; Potato Plus plays it all). The Phil Harris-Alice Faye Show plays The Phil Harris free, live around the clock. Search inside this transcript.
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Good health to all from Rexall! Yes, it's Sunday! Time for the Phil Harris Alice Facial! Presented by the makers of Rexall Drug Products and 10,000 independent Rexall family drugists! Good evening! This is your Rexall family drugist, taking a little time from behind the prescription counter this Sunday evening to speak for all 10,000 of us.
The 10,000 independent drugists who have added the word Rexall to our own store names. You can always tell us but the orange and blue Rexall sign on our windows. The sign means that we carry the 2,000 or more drug products made by the Rexall Drug Company.
They range all the way from aspirin to penicillin, and there is fine and pure and dependable as science can make them. We independent drugists recommend them to our customers because we know you can depend on any drug product that bears the name Rexall.
Good health to all from Rexall! And now your Rexall family drug has brings you the Phil Harris Alice Faisheau, written by race singer Edick Chevrolet, with Elliot Lewis, Walter Tethley, Robert North, Janine Ruse, and Whitfield, Walter Sharpen his music, yours truly Bill Foreman, and starring Alice Fais and Phil Harris.
For the past few days, the Harris home has been under the annual siege of Spring Clean. Over Alice's protests, Phil has insisted on helping her. And as we look in, he is about to hang a picture over the fireplace.
Phil, I wish you'd let me do that. You're not very handsome. Please. Just hold the chair steady while I get up. There. Now where do you want this nail? Right over the fireplace. And Phil, please be careful.
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