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A Present For Phil Aka Fitch Stockholders

The Phil Harris · 1946 · 29 min · 3,808 words

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That's what every girl wants. And that's the way your hair will be when you use Ficher's new cream shampoo. Ficher's cream shampoo leaves hair dreamy soft like moonlight, shining like bright starlight. Ficher's made with two beneficial beauty aids, Lanolin and olive oil.

Lanolin is used to soften the hair to give it a brand new look. Olive oil is used to bring out sparkling highlights to leave your hair gleaming and lustrous. and Fitch's cream shampoo is easy to use.

Just a small dab whips into heaps of lather to thoroughly cleanse your hair and scalp. Then, just rinse with plain water and every bubble of suds is gone. Your hair is soft and bright, gloriously bright.

Looks as though it had been brushed and brushed and brushed. Fitch's cream shampoo is thrifty too. Compare the size of the jar, compare it low-cost and buy it at drug or toilet goods counters. That's Fitch's Cream Shampoo, made with Lanlan and Olive Oil for softer, shinier hair.

The F.W. Pitch Company maker, the Pitch Shampoo, presents the Pitch Van Wagon, with Elliot Lewis, Walter Tethley, Janine Ruth, and Whitfield, Robert North, Walter Charff and his music, and starring Alice Faye and Phil Harris.

Ten days ago, the board of directors of the Fitch Company met in their office in Des Moines, Iowa to decide on gifts to be sent to the stockholders of the company. Now let's go back ten days and look in on the meeting.

Mr. F.W. Fitch is speaking. Gentlemen, we've decided on presence for all our stockholders except one. What are we going to get for Phil Harris? But F.W., he's only got one share of stock. Why do we have to get him anything?

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