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New Secretary

The Phil Harris · 1950 · 29 min · 3,768 words

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Good health to all from Rexall! It's the Phil Harris Alice Faisheau presented by the makers of Rexall Drug Products and 10,000 independent Rexall family drugists. Good evening. This is your Rexall family drugist with a welcome from all 10,000 of us.

The 10,000 independent drugists who have added the word Rexall to our own store names and placed the famous orange and blue Rexall sign on our windows. We've done that because we believe in the 2000 or more drug products made by the Rexall drug company and we confidently recommend them to our customers.

There's Rexall's milk of magnesia, for example. The milk of magnesia that's so mild, so creamy, smooth, and free from unpleasant earthy taste, even children can taste the difference. Quality like that of Rexall milk of magnesia is what we family druggers are talking about when we tell you.

You can depend on any drug product that bears the name Rexall. Good health to all from Rexall. And now your Rexall family drug is bringing you the Phil Harris Alice Faisheau, written by Ray Singer and Dick Chevrolet, with Elliot Lewis, Walter Tettley, Robert North, Janine Roos, and Whitfield, Walter Sharford is music, yours truly Bill Foreman, and starring Alice Fais and Phil Harris.

Like a lot of men, Phil hates to answer correspondence. Alice is constantly after him to take care of his mail, and today she's finally forced him to sit down and read some of his accumulated letters.

There you ought to be ashamed the way you neglect your mail. Some of these letters have been here for years, not even open. Don't exaggerate. I open my mail as soon as I get it.

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