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A Night With Phil Harrisplus Warmup

The Phil Harris · 1953 · 42 min · 5,712 words

The transcript of “A Night With Phil Harrisplus Warmup”, an episode of The Phil Harris from 1953. Press a time to play from that line (a 60-second preview; Potato Plus plays it all). The Phil Harris-Alice Faye Show plays The Phil Harris free, live around the clock. Search inside this transcript.

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First of all, I'd like to welcome you to a sequel here on behalf of our sponsor. We are one of the two remaining radio shows that's lucky enough to have a sponsor. So if you enjoy yourself doing the next half hour, you could do us all a big favor, if you would.

And I do sometime this week, stop by your neighborhood RCA Victor D. Learn to pick up a 27-inch television center or a record change to sound. Because we'd like you working up here next year to stop.

I don't know what you know. This year, in every place with Los Angeles, we are now heard calling Bob Holt on Friday night. And of course, if you know what she's got her on his own, what do you say we all get together and get her real warm welcome to a man who just covers the South.

Bill Harris, let's have a good afternoon everybody. I guess anyhow much of me to have me come out here after all these years, all by myself. And you're all applauding and got those smiles on your faces.

You're glad you're busy. But I just want to tell you, I love you for it because I'm naked. I'll have Jack Benny for 16 years and he ain't no money connected with that job. All he does on Saturdays taking a dark room, give you one fast course, a love and bloom, and you've had it, Dad.

So any thing you can do to help me earn an honest living, I'm ready. I can all feel bad to start. They told me when I married Alice, she had money, but I'll be damned to fight and find this.

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