The Phil Harris · 1953 · 29 min · 3,807 words
The transcript of “Traffic Problem In Los Angeles”, an episode of The Phil Harris from 1953. Press a time to play from that line (a 60-second preview; Potato Plus plays it all). The Phil Harris-Alice Faye Show plays The Phil Harris free, live around the clock. Search inside this transcript.
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But soft, what light through yonder window breaks, till the east, and Juliet is the sun. Oh, Harris, you ought to be pitching for the Yankees. You've got so much on the ball. The Army, a mixture world leader and radio first and recorded music at first in television presents the Phil Harris-Alice-Faisheaux.
The orange ointment here is the Phil Harris-Alice-Faisheaux transcribed written by Ed James and Lou Derman with Elliot Lewis, Walter Tettley, John Hubbard, Benin Ruse and Whitfield, Walter Sharpe, his music, and yours truly Bill Foreman.
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