Phils Golf Game

From Hollywood, the Phil Harris Alice Fay Show. For your enjoyment here is the Phil Harris Alice Fay Show, written by Ray Singer and Dick Chevrolet, with Elliot Lewis, Walter Tettley, Robert North, Janine Ruse and Whitfield, Walter Sharpen is music, yours truly Bill Foreman, and starring Alice Fay and Phil Harris.

A few weeks ago, Phil Harris and his golf partner, Dutch Harrison, won the Bing Crosby Pro Amateur Tournament at Pebble Beach. It's been quite some time since they won, but Phil hasn't let anybody forget about it.

Right now, he's managed to trap his two innocent little children in the den. Well, girls, now that I got you cornered, I'm gonna tell you how I won the Bing Crosby Golf Tournament. Come back here!

Won't do you any good to run for the exits. I locked all the doors and swallowed the keys, nah. Now, girls pay attention while I tell you how I sunk that 60-foot putt on the 17th hole.

Well, here we go again, Phyllis. We might as well sit down. This always takes hours. You mean I told you this story before? Eleven times. Oh, well anyway, I'll show you how I teed off at the 17th hole.

I took the club in my hands and I took a... Here, old daddy. There's a bawz in back of you. Please, I know what a... Bawz? Aah! Well, la, dee dah! She has an English truant officer.

Thank you, baby Rose Marie. Look, honey, I know how to handle a club. Now, as I was saying, I took the club, swung it back. Filla, stop dropping your baby teeth while I'm swinging. That wasn't my teeth, Daddy.