The Phil Harris · 1954 · 29 min · 3,892 words
The transcript of “A Bad Case Of Nerves”, an episode of The Phil Harris from 1954. Press a time to play from that line (a 60-second preview; Potato Plus plays it all). The Phil Harris-Alice Faye Show plays The Phil Harris free, live around the clock. Search inside this transcript.
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RCA Victor, world leader at Radio First and Record of Music and First in Television presents the Phil Harris-Alice-Fay Show! The All-In-Joyment here is the Phil Harris-Alice-Fay Show, transcribed written by Jack Douglas and Marvin Fisher, Pudelliate Lewis, Walter Tettley, Janine Rose, and Whitfield, the orchestra under the direction of Skip Martin, and yours truly Bill Foreman.
First a word from RCA Victor. Is your radio giving you the kind of performance it was built to deliver? If not, you may need a new tube. Here's how to tell. Listen a moment. Does your radio sound like this?
Does the volume rise and fall unexpectedly? Is there an annoying hum in the background? If your radio has any of these common symptoms, the trouble may be no more than a week or worn out tube.
So let your local radio service man give your set a complete checkup. If the trouble is due to the tubes, he'll be glad to install new RCA radio tubes. Experts will tell you RCA tubes are made better, yet cost no more than ordinary tubes.
Always look for RCA radio tubes in the red, white and black cartons. And now the stars of the RCA Victor program, Alice May and Bill Herrin! Ladies and gentlemen, today most of us are living what one could call a full life, and in one sense it is.
This modern age is full of tension, worry, strain, and anxiety. Phil Harris is one of the victims of this high velocity living. Lately, his nerves have been getting so jumpy, he finds it almost impossible to relax.
Here he is at the medicine cabinet. I hope this new batch of stuff Dr. Rando gave me will help my nerves. Now let's see what the drugist wrote here on the bottle. Take one red pill.
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