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Romance Of Alice And Phil

The Phil Harris · 1953 · 29 min · 3,582 words

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Juliette had a Romeo. Aphrodite had her Paris. But just how lucky can you get? Here's the one and only, Hera. RCA Victor, world leader of radio, first and recorded music and first in television presents the Phil Harris Alice Vay show.

Our enjoyment here is the Phil Harris Alice Vay show, transcribed, written by Ed James, with Elliot Lewis, Walter Tetley, John Hubbard, Janine Roos, and Whitfield, Walter Sharfness music, and yours truly, Bill Foreman. Tonight's rare treat is called, The Romance of Alice and Phil, or he was only a curly haired drummer, but he beat his way into her heart.

Here's a word from RCA Victor. And now the stars of the RCA Victor program, Alice Faye and Phil Harris. Phil Harris and Alice Faye have been happily married for a great many years, and their love is as strong today as it was when first they met.

Alice is madly in love with Phil, and Phil is madly in love with Phil. Right now he's heading toward the kitchen with his mouth open, and is he gonna sing again? You're a lovely thing, Harris And boy, how you can sing, Harris You've got everything, Harris You're modest, but it's true Oh, good morning, honey.

Good morning, Phil. How you feel, how's my little girl? Morning, Daddy. Don't forget, eat your Wheaties, and you'll grow up to look like Ralph Kiner. And little Alice, how's my big girl today? Good morning, beautiful one.

Well, you know something, little Alice, you're getting prettier all the time. And smarter, too. She wants you to fix her bicycle. That isn't true. My father's a handsomest man in the whole world. Aren't you, Dad?

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