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Fortune Hunter

The Phil Harris · 1950 · 29 min · 3,857 words

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Good health to all from Rexall. It's the Phil Harris Alice-Fay show presented by the makers of Rexall drug products and 10,000 independent Rexall family drug. Good evening. This is your Rexall family drugist welcoming you for the 10,000 independent drugist who have added the word Rexall to their own store name.

You know us by the orange and blue Rexall sign on our windows and that sign means that we carry the 2,000 or more drug products made by the Rexall drug company. Each one scientifically compounded to do a job for you.

Take Rexall's famous mouthwash, MI31 is an example. MI31 is a special antiseptic formula that kills contacted germs almost instantly when used full strength, yet will not harm delicate membranes of the mouth and throat. It's quality like that we family drug is to talking about when we tell you, you can depend on any drug product that bears the name, Rexall.

Good health to all from Rexall. And now your Rexall family drug is brings you the Phil Harris-Allesfay show, written by Ray Singer and Dick Chevrolet, with Elliot Lewis, Walter Tettley, Robert Norris, Janine Ruse, and Whitfield, Walter Sharpen is music, yours truly Bill Foreman, and starring Allesfay and Phil Harris.

Mr. Scott of Rexall has asked Phil to call a band together so that he might address them on a matter of importance. It must be very important for Mr. Scott has been talking to the boys for over two hours.

And as we look in, he is just finishing his speech. And in conclusion, gentlemen, I'd like to say that any resemblance between you and musicians is not only accidental but downright malicious. Now then, are there any questions?

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